Numero Uno

By savagenie

Hi party people. I am, of course, opposed to this page in principle. Like all the cool people. But Catherine told me that I need an outlet for my genius, and I just can’t argue with that.

I have a lot of ideas spinning around in the ol’ noggin, and post-college drunken discussions just ain’t doin it for me, man! And apparently I can come across as a bit of an arrogant bastard sometimes, but hopefully this will help me channel that shit and maybe, JUST maybe, if i am putting it on here instead of interrupting you with it at dinner, then we can all love the world and hate a bit less, and I can make some friends, or at least keep the ones I have.  (Ah, my first irritatingly-long run-on sentence. I am a natural at this, what do you call it? Bloggong?)

I just have to say that my opposition to blogging stems from the lack of privacy. But try this one on for size: I WANT people to hear my ideas! Some of them are damn DAMN good. If. I. DO…saysomyself.  So anyway this is not a blog for the “today i got the shits and last week i had sex with danny and tomorrow i will be alooooooone..in the rain” (You’ll have to sneak into my room and read my…er..deadjournal? for that one. heh. you little voyeur. whatever, i love it.)

Ok, enough about me, what do YOU think of me?

Just kidding. I dont care.

Love,
Genie

One Response to “Numero Uno”

  1. chimneyfish Says:

    My favorite beer is Arrogant Bastard.
    You won’t like it.

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